Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.