ho ho ho.

Amazon felt bad so they overnighted my package. The only thing is, I had it shipped to my office and I am not going to sit in my office all day on Christmas Eve. FUCK THEM. I am now 0/2 for online ordering this christmas. This is a four-alarm griswold family emergency.

I kind of like myspace more. People actually check it regularly, which is cool. And no, I dont have the Benz anymore JOSH. My 1985 banana yellow mercedes 380SE got sold back in 2000 because it was: 1) falling apart, 2) leaking gas, 3) burning oil and 4)overheating. My dad traded it in because he drove his then truck home from Auburn to Southbridge without any oil.

Oh, and Emilie: get a fricken oil change. It has been 2 years and 30,000 miles. Dust is not a good engine lubricant!!!

I have to spend all day Tuesday and Wednesday working in Boston. I have 9 boxes to bring with me and somehow park on Beacon St and lug them up to this law office. I'm not even sure they will fit in the truck.

Funny story which I am sure you will appreciate. Sophmore year of college, we took a liking to climbing out our window and partying on the ledge of our dorm in Southwest. One day we decided to sneak a keg upstairs and subsequently party outside on the ledge, drawing massive amount of attention to our room. Before we knew it, the director of the building has everyone from our room down in his office, yelling at us... as best he could. He told us how very "f'ing stupid" we were (exact quote... f'ing - HAHA) blah blah blah. The point is, the keg was just slightly out of view and since he never came into our room, we suprisingly got away with it. We were a breath away from a proper fuck.

And for one of the most bizarre stories of 2005:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9841877/

"Corpse mistaken as Halloween decoration"